travel masks feeding frenzy

Watch the lights travel far.
Sail about and shine your shoes.
Hear the tribes and people loosing.
Watch your step don't touch the ground.
You may see me dead, you may see me hanging from the sky.
Radiation of contemplation dazzles and baffles.
You're in good hands. My hands are good.
Change the channel. LSD. Watch your steps.
By your paper. Read the news. Laugh at funny things.
Time ticks by. Life ticks by. Life passes by.
Watch your step.
Step. Step. Step. Steps. Stepping. Stepped.
Movement. Moves. Moments.
Texture is of the sun.
Day begins. Day ends.
I lay down.
Stray may you not from this unknown ship.
Land is the distance,
my hands are tied.
Try if you may. There is a westerly wind.
Staying days far away from this traversing loop.
Words grow long.
Grass grows tall
Green minus yellow add blue.
Dalmatian lyric lungs.
Bacteria grinding teeth,
Lifting large. Living fat. Bring your movie back
Cold air falls, turn down service.

Top to Bottom
Left to Right.
Porthole blues, Ado red, catnip yellow.
Burnt inner, cobalt blue, sap green.

Rain drops. Falling leaf.
Bacon thawing dripping imagination
Stolen wings. Shot down dove.
Pray to god. Pray to the lord. Say thank you. Pray your order is right. Ten cents for condiments.
Used to be young. Used to be old. Used to be sold.
Drop this. Stop that.

Keep on carry on.
Piano introduction my friend.
My friends.
I grew up.
I prompt last night.
I woke up. My eyes are blue,
the neighbours grow old.
Lost memory frail bones.
Can't get off the floor.

I go to hell. Here I am.
Whistle all the way back home.
Back? Going. Returning.
There's no wind. Hear my tone.
Silent yelling. Ship wreck overtones.
Violin plays/1-2,1-2,3/4 A sharp minor.
Haggard bow.

Tall order made to order.
The dog is outside and the road is wet.
Frozen music being carried in boxes.
Cartons of gold, investments forgotten.
There are places that never get seen.

There are places that never get seen.

There are places that never get seen,

There are places that never get seen.

There are places that I've never seen.

Ive seen places I've never been.

I've been places I've never seen.
Open your eyes.
Colors come in.
Shapes grow tiresome.

Whenever she's alone.
Half naked in the air, justifiable weakness.
Draw a queen.
End of the week.
Tie your shoe.
Tell me about the youth.

Morning sun. This ain't no joke.
I can break dance. I can sing.
I can break. My ears can ring.

Fishbowl is old the jail is full.
Oh boy, oh boy.
Cold cut meats.
Mustard sandwich.
Musty closet.
Days of the weak places to be. (be). (be?) (been)
Watch out. Look out. See out. Notice out. The cat is out.
Bass drum techno beats massacre. Beats massacre. Trash metal.
Thrashing. Ropes tied tight. Taught. Lessons learned.
Wrong name, wrong number. Missed my train
Struck by lightning.
Beats missed.
Missed the change.
Movie at birth and change of plans.
Rent a car, buy a phone.
Make a call and pretend you have sometime.
Sometime something to do.
Convince yourself this all is real
Convince yourself this all is a big ordeal.
Poppy tones poppy seed bagel.
Butter cream, i can't believe it's not butter.
Camera lens stand in stunt double standing in.
Write me a script. Live in a trip.
Fruit scented markers.
First kiss. Last dance.
Whats that smell?

Believe this.
Don't believe this.
This is the word. This is your life. Eyes looking pages down.
Weight in gold wise among years go see your perfect lies among this by and bye.
See you. Hello. Hi there.

Grey white piano ivory keys black.
Major minors. corn dog motherfucker.
Monkey fucker in the devils storm following the ashes of an air plane.
Someone wants to eat the crispy chicken skin.
We all live dreaming.
Live dreaming.
Dream live TV rejected from hell.'
Heaven sent you bottled water eat your rain storm bug eye scones.
The army is here give your dog a bone.
Nick back trinket tic tack chew some gun
Gun gum. Gumbo thunder and lightning jumbo,
Moon pie KO Lois macaroon and cheese motherfucker
Red eye poker face ruby red motherfucker.

Die dreaming.
Die eating.
Die seeing this is believing.
Die loving you.
Die loving me.

Banjo kazoo trumpet humming.
High note.
Low note.
Long note.
Sad tone'
What does it matter.
All is the same
We don't loose our spirit. The spirit has no name, no face.
No place to be. We're going to see this.

Dirt in the ground.
Sharp tack.
Cork board.
What to do.
Boiled dinner.
I said. I said. I said. I said.
Quote a smiling stoned killer.

Walk to the top floor see the peoples.
Hearts beat purple and red.
Crowds cheer.
What did the hang man say.
Guess a letter.
Tie a knot.
Jump from the balcony.

The devil told me one time to crack this egg sky wide open.
Watch the dry flesh beg for forgiveness.
Regret of passed thought. Regret of regret.
Dirt stained jaded memories.
We end up the same
We are the same.

Wait. Wait. wait. waiT.
This is me. This is you. This is that. This is this. That this is me and you?
Snare snare snare.
Failed face eye balls killed.
Halo with your jaded cold dream horns loss made of pig skin.

Mold your clay. Build you doll house. Race a cheetah. Call the screaming she.
Wait one second. a little minute. a litter of pups.
Milky way fire place dragging chains.

Milky way drag your shins. Find you place.
Sit down now. The door is locked.
Wild tones.
Wild dreams.
Wild thoughts.
Wild reality.
Rattle snake megaphone.

Share this now.
Share this somehow.

Take back this part.
Take back the dart.
I did some time in a eye of don't
Last time you did this.
Go on. Ill catch up.
I fall behind.

I lay down in a mossy patch of cool earth.
This is forever
I left my bones behind.
I buried my soul.
I snap it later.

Who are you.
Which time?
How do you feel?
You seem tired.

I hear horses.

Red.
Poison.
Potion.
potent.

I promise.

anon anon and on.

Anon anon and on we go.
Faceless, nameless, shamless, amlessly obsessed with annonmous faces and places and jaded days and stains making memories.
Artifical blood thinning nights, sober polite, fired up frightening nights gone by no sleep in sight, weeks gone by no names in mind, months gone by twisted time, years gone by loss of mind.
Setting sun clear nights sky rises no surprises wasting life holding on eye lids tight nothing in sight nothing in mind everything left behind.

Remember that time we stole a van?
Remember the time I drew my name in the sand?
What happend at the zoo?
How did we make it down Inglewood alive?
Remember the time you saved a drowning man?
Remember Danny Devito and Quinten Tarrintino?
Snow white and the seven dwarfs.
75 jaded souls all on artifical strings one at a time.

why yes why yes why no why no.
The car won't start
I'm missing
apart from this and that
and on to this
and back to that
and this thing now
and that thing then.
Over and over and over again.
Anon anon and on we go.

Cocaine safe house, police chase, gun in the couch.
Anon, anon and on we go. This all must stop that I know. If I'm wrong the strong will be rejected and my head will be inspected to find blue wries crossed with red.

1983, 1984, 1985, 1986, 1987, 1988, 1989, 1990, 1991, 1992, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009.

You made your bed now tie you shoes, the astronauts suspended in cosmic time.

Children

Blind children laughing waking up in darkness.
Sunlight blinds the sight of their eyes.
There's a storm in the distance,
they can see it on the horizon.

Horizontal hickups,
hellbent highways,
Hitting homeruns,
we all laugh.

Thoughts of perfect terror,
beautifully brainwashed your absent mind.
Wash clean the endless isolation,
open your eyes to see what's wrong.

Broken barriers,
Beaten badly,
bruised and bent
we see what's wrong

I saw all this coming.
I came to see what's wrong.
Laughing at the horrors
we've come so far.

Haunting Times.

I want to go downtown and drink some whiskey. Or houskie as I like to call it. Get rate fired up and haunt somebody. We can run through the alleyways and see what's behind door number two. The door is red, but you can tell it used to be blue. Nobody like sloppy finish work.

Records, mirrors, Super Mario Kart. Shepards pie made of last nights mashed potatoes. Rotten sausage patties and expired diet Pepsi. Jaded saxophone overtones and overcoats with rubber clashes. Sun dried rainbows; powdered sugar garden hoses. Melted quadraphonics, broken monotone undulations of count downs and jumping jax.

Torn words and broken noises. This all must add up. This all must lay back. This all must sit down; check your oil; what's in the review mirrors? Who called granny to let her know we'd be late for her death.

I died two times and then once more. I surrounded myself with the sound of something distant. I saw in the distance a remarkable sight. Ching-ching-ching-ching-ching-ching-ching-ching. Ching chong me so Charlie wa ew sae?

Mix tape mix up. Up side mix down crumble pound cake. Wax walls. Watermelon eyes. Head made of pumpkin seeds. Sandwich memories with the crusts cut from above. No more tears the fox has gone home. Girl Guides; paper boy; Jehovah whitness; mail man; milk man; ice cream truck.

Sunglasses suitcases filled with poppy seeds. This must be our destination.

step up cornbread

Deck hand says to cook: "Dang Cookie, I've been cookin up corn bred all my lfy muthafucka. alllllah ma lyfe ma. Sheeeeeet dang cookie you done gone lost yo dang mind. Sheeeeeet. That cornbread aint done cookie. im tellin ya it aint muthafuckin done...dang..."

Cook to deck hand: "Look man stop talking shit about my corn bread. Im doin something with it"

Deck hand: "yeah cookie whatever man, go smoke your pipe now"

shit dang. know what I mean? nope, me either.

They should not have given Obama the Nobel Peace Prize. However they should give me the Nobel Pizza Prize. I bet you I can list off 100,000 pizza combinations. Ill do that some day. Some day soon rusty spoons. Salad Fingers vs Soundgarden. Rusty Spoons vs Rusty Cage. The spoon has an obvious advantage. It can dodge the gaps in the cage and strike at the right moment. Breaking the rusty cage and running.

I saw 40 dolphins yesterday around 7 am while I was smoking a Marlborough Menthol which is actually quite flavorful and enjoyable. The dolphins were herding a bunch of fish that are know as mullet...what?! is the redick hair cut known as a fucking mackerel around tese parts? DANG SHUTE. The dolphins were jumping through the waves and into them. Savagely attacking a school of fish and showing no mercy as they tore their heads off and ate them alive. Not really, they were just having a peaceful munch on some mullets. If it were sharks it would have been savage. SEGA GENESUS Echo the Dolphin. What a reallllllllllllllllllllllllly slow game that was....holy dyans....

peperoni, chives, Monterrey jack.
duck, cherries, black beans.

those are two top selling pizzas at the restaurant in my mind.

Ba-rack Hussein O-bam-a. Does anybody want to find Usama? Did you know it's actually Usama Bin Ladin and not Osama?? UBL WHAT!?!?!?!?!?! DUB TRU.

Barack Obama and Usama Bing-ding walk into a bar. Usama gives Barack the Nobel Peace Prize for not capturing him and making everyone forget about war and start thinking about ridiculous hippie redneck bullshit and nonsense.

Revolution is not a speech or a statue or a person. It is a snack food my friends!!!! Someone give the peace prize to chips and dip...When was the last time you saw something confrontational break out and chips and dip did not immediately solve the problems?? its not what you can do for your chip, it's what the dip can do for your chip!!!

Ever hear of the all mighty Strawb Dawg? Of course now but you will soon!!! How about the Blube Burger??? Or the peaches and pecan pie?? what about watermelons with holes like Swiss cheese that were filled with grapes??

Who created bubblegum ice cream? I want some dam pizza ice cream.

The breeze can never be caught, did you know that? But you can catch the cold....no one ever calls a mild cold a breeze. OPRAH WINFREE.

www.myspace.com/manshotdead i saw this guys on tour. He was opening for the singer from the Constantines and some dood from a British group called the Brian Adams Family Feud? Not sure, he's pretty good tho.

Know who is the greatest song writer of all time? Nick Drake motherfucker. Nick Drake. End of discussion.

I wish the milk man would deliver my milk......in the morning. That's not Nick Drake. That's the creepy milk man video on youtube.

Today I saw the sun rise. it happened around 614ish. It was nice. Lots of blues when the sun crested the horizon in the clouds...many many blues which I will install on canvas and hang from the wall of my home. I always wanted to build something large from rice krispy rectangles.

NOBODY makes rice krispie SQUARES. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE. They are ALLL rectangles. It is IMPOSSIBLE to make a perfect square. it will be off some measurable amount no matter what. NO MATTER what.

512 I must go to bed. bed has won again this time. but there is always tomorrow. maybe not. let's hope so tho. Id hate for this to be my last words. If they are someone please get on the strawb dawg.

The world will change.

I have for many years tried to come up with an invention that would enable me to just cebbit. My first invention was a guitar amp modification that housed a retractable patch cord so you'd never loose them called the "Chord Keeper"; oddly or coincidentally enough 10 weeks after I tried to patten it there was a commercial out for a hair dryer that used the same methodology.

I have now come up with an invention, more of a modification to an existing product that I would assume sell 10's of millions annually. The idea came to me one day out to sea when we were having a problem with something for months multiple times daily and it dawned on me, I know a way we can fix this and said none properly functioning item will never need to be fixed or replaced ever again. EVER AGAIN. THIS WILL NEVER BREAK. THE WORLD WILL END BEFORE THIS NEEDS YOUR ATTENTION!

I cannot say what this invention is. But i can say nothing even close to what it does exists which kind of amazes me...maybe being at sea is a good place to spawn creativity because of the routine and constant isolation. May be.

I have created conceptual drawings of this invention. The great thing about it really is that it will sell for between $10-$15 and I can do my own infomercial and i will sell a fucking shit ton of these things!!! Seriously. This is no hoax. This is a contraption that will be as common in households as a coffee maker. I would dare say this could be something deluxe in a way so epic it would make many people very happy.

I will keep the world in darkness about what this involves as it would be scooped up like a field mouse on a lobster boat. Print this blog page and I will give you one for free if you are among the first 10 as I assume 10,000,000 or more people will read this blog once the contraption his the world market. I hope to make $3 off each one and sell 10,000,000 units. Really I feel this is doable.

Sometimes I think this is just crazy but everyday that I don't have one of these and I observe certain instances that could use one I realize that I may have just come up with the new sliced bread.

Wish me luck. There could be some fun days ahead.